Gerald and a couple of kids are playing at the start of, Gerald McBoing! Boing! On Planet Moo.
Suddenly a flying saucer appears and swopes down and the alien inside kidnaps Gerald and takes
him to Planet Moo. Meanwhile, on planet Moo, the King is in confrence with his cabinet.
They tell the King that they are almost broke and the King tells them of his plan.
The King heard through the grapevine that the earth people are loaded and that they are a
fun-lovin'
free-spendin' bunch who are bustin' their britches to get off the earth. He says that
they are the logical ones
to get some of that gravy because, Moo has the best climate, best fishin' and the prettiest
girls.
His plan is to kidnap an earthling and find more out about the earth.
When the kidnapped Gerald arrives the King starts to ask him questions. When
Gerald goes 'Boing!
Boing! Boing! the King thinking it is the earth language tries to comunicate by making sounds.
Asked what Gerald is saying, the King says, "He don't speak English." Asked how he knows
what Gerald is saying,
the King replies,
"Cause I'm the King!" 
Asked how come he's the king, he replies, "Cause I wear the King's
hat, thats why!"
The King then states they will return Gerald to the earth and invite the earthlings to come up and
see them.
Having no money for fuel, the King makes the surpreme sacrifice, and hocks his hat.
When they get to earth Gerald introduces the King and his sidekick, Murdoch, to the mayor,
making sounds of course.
Then the King makes sounds also, 
the mayor thinking it is the Moo language also starts
making sounds.
Everyone is going boniga! boinga! boinga! thinking they all understand each other.
The King and Murdoch return to Moo. To get ready for the earthlings visits to Moo,
the King tells Murduch that he will set up a school
to teach all the inhabitants of Moo to speak the earth planet langauge.
"So if you listen real close on a quiet night, you can hear coming from the planet Moo,
boinga! boinga! boinga! boinga! boinga! boinga!"